Why, I am quite used to presenting myself as Graf von Krolock. You know, I am so much opposed to the image of female vampires that imagining myself as one, I am imagining myself male as well.
BTW, graf von Krolock is also my male alter ego on some forums I visit (and ve-ery few people know 'his' true sez and identity). I've even come to an idea to bring him to Vkontakte (и чур, я в этом первая!!!!)